Camping Adventures

I know you are all shocked that I am getting a new post this quickly but this was worth blogging about. Well yesterday we went camping for a little bit. My family went for dinner and then I decided to spend the night there with some buddies. First I have to tell you this... My dear (but not bright) friend Matt Galecki was playing man hunt with all of us and he was running from Jeff. Well it was late which means it was dark and Matt, without being aware of what lay in his path, ran head on into an oak tree. I do not know how it happened but only seconds after that, Jeff ran into a palmetto bush and cut his hands open. So, as they writhed and ached in their agony, as a good friend I am entitled to laughing hysterically at my blind friends. It was only a few minutes after this that I was running from Matt and Jeff and I tripped and fell into a humongous spider web. I stood up and frantically ran around brushing the sticky string off of me meanwhile as Matt and Jeff returned the favor of laughing at me.

Next Story: There was limited sleeping space last night so go figure that the five grown boys were the ones picked to sleep in the three person tent. And God bless the Lambs for enduring a night of loud laughter, screaming, making obscene hand gestures at mosquitoes, and star wars and lord of the rings impersonations. But anyways, Jeff, Garrett, Matt, Bryan, and I all squeezed into the the three man tent. It was very comfortable until the farting began. This started a long chain of disgusting noises, laughter, anger at mosquitoes, more laughter, Bryan sleep talking, and more laughter, and alot of other things that ultimatley brought about more and more laughter. And you must understand... It is soooooo so so much easier for five girls to sleep in a three person tent with each other than it is for five guys to. When you get five guys in a three person tent, it just becomes, well, let's say, "Faggish." This is how Bryan puts it. Anyways, we crawl into the tent and start to put the zipper down. Jeff starts to put the zipper down. Jeff plays football. Jeff is strong. Jeff, breaks the zipper half way through zipping the tent up. Resulting in a half open tent all night long. Thanks Jeff. So all night long, mosquitoes keep coming into the tent and eating the crap out of us. Literally in Matt's case... lol. So, we tried to make the evening quicker by telling jokes and making impersonations of movie characters. Garrett soon got sick of this and left the tent. Four boys in the tent. Then, we brought out the glow sticks. We started lightsaber fighting with them. Jeff got annoyed and went into the Lamb's car. Three men left... By this point, Bryan had fallen asleep so Matt and I were left awake telling more jokes and passing more gas. All of a sudden, Bryan sits up, looks around, and screams, "GOOD!!! FREEKING FROGS ARE GONE!!! I HATE THEM!!!!!!!!!" This sent me on a rolling around, drooling, puking our guts up torrent of laughter. Bryan, then continued and said, "What... what???" He looked at Matt and I and said loudly, "WHAT ARE YOU GUYS LAUGHING ABOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Matt and I began laughing again. Bryan looked at us until we finally regained the self control to answer him. Long story short... He was sleep talking. About frogs?? I dont know. Anyways, Matt went to the bathroom and Bryan and I fell asleep. Quick side note: Matt did not know that Jeff was in the Lambs car. Matt comes screaming back into the tent and jumps on me waking me up and Bryan too from the loud noises. I look at him, smack him, and ask him what his problem is. He points to the car and says, "There is something in there..." I look at Bryan and he shakes his head implying it is too late to play any kind of joke on this kid so I simply tell him that Jeff is in the car. He says, "oh" and goes to bed. Bryan and I stay up a little bit later listening to the faint drizzle of rain. All of a sudden, the rain comes pouring through the tent's window in a matter of seconds and Bryan and I frantically try to zip up the tent window. It gets stuck and sheets of rain are pouring into my face as i try to zip it. The rain passes as quickly as it goes leaving me, Bryan and the tent in a wet smelly mess. Yeah, to wrap things up...it was a fun night. Yeah, so I love camping and I will definitley be going next year.