Friday, August 17, 2007

The Girl on the Left


Once upon a time...there was a girl who never posted. Her name is Audrey Knight. She got a blog because her dear friend Robbie did not have a myspace. She made a couple fairly decent posts about her great nana and made several blogging friends. Okay she made three (Bryan, Daniel, and Dana). She had fun with it for about a week and three days and then dear sweet Robbie had to go get a stupid myspace...and all Hell breaks loose. Audrey makes another fun post about her Bible study and then she disappears. And she leaves her blogging friends in the dust for her facebook and myspace pals. Then a few MONTHS!! Months may I repeat myself, later she posts about scalloping in the gulf of Mexico and then silence again...and we have not heard from the poor woman yet. Did she die? Did she get sick of her blogging friends? Did she just think blogging was gay and move on? What has happened? We may never know. But all I can say is that you bloggers need to keep Ms. Knight accountable and keep overloading her blog with new post signs. Please do this for Audrey's sake as she may have something wrong with her. Sheesh.
WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO?!?!?!?!?!
and Audrey dear, when you see this, post about M-fuge or something please. Love YOU All!!!!!
And this post was in pink because it was about Audrey in case you were wondering.

9 comments:

Audrey said...

wow lol

Daniel said...

I was starting to wonder about your orientation, Rob. I wish this Audrey girl would get on a blogging schedule so at least we know when she is gonna post...SHEESH.

Dana said...

Hey man....leave the girl alone. Positive reinforcement is a much better motivator than negative reinforcement.

So instead of humiliating and nagging her.....

Just offer to buy her donuts if she posts a minimum of once a week.

Fanberlin said...

that sounds good dana but i am not that loaded. She can just imagine me getting her donuts every week.

Bryan said...

i think robbie posted it in pink bcuz thats his favorite color.... What a queer lol. nice

Daniel said...

ya i was thinking the same thing bryan...

Audrey said...

I didn't die guys, sorry, i'm fine. i like the donut thing though...lol

Camro said...

hey it cameron from ics if ur wonderin.so ya u tell em rob....i have no idea who this woman is so i wont say ne thin else but nice blog.but audrey who ever u r leavin ur blog 4 myspace is just sick XD cya

Daniel said...

so sick, cameron said it all