Transformers

A number of excellent made movies have entered the theater this summer and the blockbusters will capitalize with the much anticipated final addition to the Bourne trilogy: the Bourne Ultimatum. But a number of these films have been record breakers in the box office this summer with the Spiderman 3 and Pirates 3 both entering the theaters earlier this season (please excuse my attempt to be a nerd and mock movie critics). The huge hit that came out this past Wednesday (the 4th), was the movie Transformers. Produced by Michael Bay, the film has a stunning cast including Shia LaBeouf (Disturbia) and Megan Fox (only God knows what she was in). The plot is two advanced species of robots are fighting against eachother on earth to find the All-spark. This puts the humans at risk, so naturally, the good robots must fight not only to protect the humans but also to destroy their evil robot brethren. This plot develops an amazingly action packed film with awesome robot fightin sequences, huge explosions, and army squadrons taking on advanced robot races. I went to see the movie Monday night and I thought it was one of the best I have seen this summer. Not quite as good as Pirates 3 but I thought it beat out Spiderman by a little bit. The male race of this world will definitley appreciate this movie considering all of the awesome cars and huge explosions. Girls, you will enjoy the "love story" and the humor in the movie considering that the movie is also hilarious. ENJOY...

If I were a Superhero...

If I were a superhero I would be Superman. He is by far the coolest superhero of them all. He also has the coolest superpowers: flying faster than sound, super hearing, super strength, and x-ray vision. It would be so much fun to fly first of all. I just believe that would be one of the coolest feelings in the world. Also, it would be great to have super strength to pick up or break through anything I want. Super hearing would be awesome so that you could hear what those girls were saying about you all of those times when they said it had nothing to do with you...WHATEVER!!!!! And do not think I would enjoy x-ray vision just for the sick and perverted reason most of you other bloggers are thinking. It would be essential to a superhero to find people in danger or the cause of an avalanche or something like that. But Superman is the coolest superhero ever and I would have so much fun if I were opened to have his powers. I think everyone needs to do an If I were a superhero... blog. With great power comes great responsibility.

Disney

Yesterday, I went to Disney with a few of my friends. We went to the Magic Kingdom and had a magical time. A few months ago my friend Audrey sang with her chorus group at Epcot and so she got all of these tickets to Disney. So she invited me and another one of her friends and then I invited two of my pals. We had a blast. We rode every ride there for the most part except for like Pooh Bear and Snow White and a few others, but we hit up the greatest rides Disney has produced. I.E.-SPACE MOUNTAIN. An inside rollercoaster that takes you through space in a six-seater rocket ship. That is probably the funnest one there. Except we rode it twice and the second time I rode in the back which is the jerkiest part of any roller coaster and the lap bar hit me where the sin does not shine. It was a less enjoyable part of my day. But we rode Splash Mountain, a water ride that plummets you 50 feet into the Brer Rabbit thorny patch, and Thunder Mountain, an old western train ride wooden, roller coaster. So that was alot of fun. As we were leaving the park we walked out to the parking lot and could not find my car and I started to freak out and I was so mad by the time we found it, when we went to drop the girls off at their car we got lost because I was not paying any attention whatsoever to the road signs. But we had a blast and I cannot wait to go again. I LOVE DISNEY WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And remember for all of you too cool to go to Disney because it is a "kid's" park, you are wrong....Disney is for any size and age!!!!!!!!!!

Snakes

Okay, so every one else has done a post on snakes except for Audrey and I and Audrey has probably not read everyone's blogs enough to know what we are talkin about but I have two snake stories for those of you that care. *sidenote-Robbie Alderman hates snakes, hopes they go to Hell, and is horrifically afraid of them.

Okay so a few months ago, I was mowing my yard and I saw a snake. He was just kind of sitting there in my yard so I decided I was going to run him over with my lawnmower. I slowly detoured away from my my yard mowing and began to go for the snake...slowly. I got about ten feet away from him and he started to charge me...now I do not know what you would have done in a situation like thisbut I screamed but quickly recovered and charged at him also. Now who is goin to win a game of chicken with a lawnmower? Apparently snakes do. Because this thing darted under my lawnmower and came out the other side right next to my foot. This time, instead of screaming and continuing my pursuit of the snake, I screamed and jumped in the air turned the lawnmower off and ran like heck. I then realized, wait, this snake is going to go and make more babies to torment me as I try to mow my yard peacefully. So I turned around, mustered up all of my manliness and courage, and went back to my lawnmower. I turned it on and looked for the snake again and found him. I was not going to miss this time. I charged him and ran him over and four segments of snake shot out from under my lawnmower and around my yard. That's attractive. That was last summer. This summer, today, i was helpin my Grandpa find something under his washing machine and dryer. Now I thought it was like a wrench or something peaceful, and calm, and...dead...er.Oh no. I asked him,"So what is is we are looking for Grandad?" He had to say it. Oh well we are looking for a dead snake. great. This was as I was lifting the washing machine which weighs only God knows how much and I almost dropped the dang thing on my toes. But i restrained myself. I moved on waiting in anx for the slithering demon to shoot out from under the washing machine, wind itself up my leg, and constrict me to death...but it never came out. it apparently had moved on out into my grandparents yard and I never saw it (thank you Jesus). So those are my snake stories. phew

My Job

So, if you still have not figured out where I work by now from seeing this post, I think you should be voted as the stupidest person in the world but that is just my opinion. I recently got a job at the ice cream store Carvel. Known for their famous "crunchies" and Ice Cream cakes, Carvel is a wonderful place for the family to go because of it's clean and safe environment. I am pretty new at Carvel, I think it has been two or three weeks now, in fact it has definitley been two, but I am starting to learn the techniques and procedures to being the ice cream man (look up Van Halen song). So yeah. I really like the job and it is alot of fun to work there. If you are interested you can come give me a visit at the Carvel in Apopka. Daniel, I am sorry it is such a long drive for you babe but, GET OVER IT!!!!!!! As the Eagles would say.