Death of a Salesman

Okay so Daniel was not a salesman but that was a really good play. Never saw it but the Jimmy Neutron spoof birth of a salesman was pretty incredible sooo... This blog is to commemorate the life of Daniel Robert Goodman. All of the ladies at Daniel's school who have been dyin to know your extremely hot friend's middle name, there you go. make checks payable to the get Robbie Alderman a car fund. So yea... this post is to rejoice in Daniel's wonderful life and be glad that he went to Heaven. So, I am goin to say a few things about Daniel. First of all, you should be very thankful that I am blogging on yo undead self. Secondly, Daniel was a great man of many talents. I will pause from my preceding comments to name a few...oh wait...there aren't any. LOL. JK. Daniel was good at sports (tennis, basketball, and football, water polo, cricket, sewing, etc.). Daniel was beastly at picking up chicks (taught my yours truly). He led an excellent lifestlye, always happy, extremely funny (long live horse and llama noises). Daniel was an all around fun guy. He...he...oh man i cant go on. I am too broken up. Bryan pick it up for me pal.

"No!" Bryan screams politely from the playstation room.

Oh well, I am not a baby. I can handle one of my favorite people's deaths. SNIFF SNIFF.

Well Daniel, I will now give you the three greatest things you could ever wish for in life: your college diploma, a marriage to whosoever you please (besides Jessica Beil), and your eulogy.

Your diploma: You have completed college, here is this document that shows you did okay and you can go get certain jobs. Use it well for tommorrow you may die.

Your marriage: Daniel Goodman, do you take ___________ (insert that special someone there) to be your lawfully wedded wife through good and bad times? ____(insert I do or do not). GREAT (or get a life if you say I dont)!!!!!!! _________(insert that special some one here), do you take Daniel Goodman to be your lawfully wedded husband through good and bad times? ____(whatever she says). Fantastic!!!!!!! You have now been wedded in Holy matrimony and for the first time i give you Mr. Daniel and ________(insert special someone here) Goodman!!!!!!!!! You may kiss the bride. Now go be married and have babies quickly for tommorro you may die.

Your eulogy: We gather here today in remembrance of a wonderful man, Daniel Robert Goodman. He taught us things and stuff but most of all, love. We remember Daniel here today as a friend, cousin, grandson, father, husband, son, nephew, neice (for those of you who saw the happier side of Daniel), and any other titles I am forgetting. Let his parting from us remind you that no one is guaranteed tommorrow, so eat drink and be merry, for tomorro you may die.

Daniel, it is a great annoyance to have someone breathin down your neck to get a post something new on your blog. I know. It has happened to me recently. So, believe me when I say...

GET A NEW POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!