Death of a Salesman

Okay so Daniel was not a salesman but that was a really good play. Never saw it but the Jimmy Neutron spoof birth of a salesman was pretty incredible sooo... This blog is to commemorate the life of Daniel Robert Goodman. All of the ladies at Daniel's school who have been dyin to know your extremely hot friend's middle name, there you go. make checks payable to the get Robbie Alderman a car fund. So yea... this post is to rejoice in Daniel's wonderful life and be glad that he went to Heaven. So, I am goin to say a few things about Daniel. First of all, you should be very thankful that I am blogging on yo undead self. Secondly, Daniel was a great man of many talents. I will pause from my preceding comments to name a few...oh wait...there aren't any. LOL. JK. Daniel was good at sports (tennis, basketball, and football, water polo, cricket, sewing, etc.). Daniel was beastly at picking up chicks (taught my yours truly). He led an excellent lifestlye, always happy, extremely funny (long live horse and llama noises). Daniel was an all around fun guy. He...he...oh man i cant go on. I am too broken up. Bryan pick it up for me pal.

"No!" Bryan screams politely from the playstation room.

Oh well, I am not a baby. I can handle one of my favorite people's deaths. SNIFF SNIFF.

Well Daniel, I will now give you the three greatest things you could ever wish for in life: your college diploma, a marriage to whosoever you please (besides Jessica Beil), and your eulogy.

Your diploma: You have completed college, here is this document that shows you did okay and you can go get certain jobs. Use it well for tommorrow you may die.

Your marriage: Daniel Goodman, do you take ___________ (insert that special someone there) to be your lawfully wedded wife through good and bad times? ____(insert I do or do not). GREAT (or get a life if you say I dont)!!!!!!! _________(insert that special some one here), do you take Daniel Goodman to be your lawfully wedded husband through good and bad times? ____(whatever she says). Fantastic!!!!!!! You have now been wedded in Holy matrimony and for the first time i give you Mr. Daniel and ________(insert special someone here) Goodman!!!!!!!!! You may kiss the bride. Now go be married and have babies quickly for tommorro you may die.

Your eulogy: We gather here today in remembrance of a wonderful man, Daniel Robert Goodman. He taught us things and stuff but most of all, love. We remember Daniel here today as a friend, cousin, grandson, father, husband, son, nephew, neice (for those of you who saw the happier side of Daniel), and any other titles I am forgetting. Let his parting from us remind you that no one is guaranteed tommorrow, so eat drink and be merry, for tomorro you may die.

Daniel, it is a great annoyance to have someone breathin down your neck to get a post something new on your blog. I know. It has happened to me recently. So, believe me when I say...

GET A NEW POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

umm I got a new CAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Check out my new ride. Oh man I love bein' 16. So, my dad switched his job and this is his the car he got me with his new salary. I am so excited I am so scared to drive it though. Because when I got in it it made like this weird noise before I had even started the engine. It is the new 2007 Chevrolet Camaro. It is so nice. My insurance bill has like doubled now though so that pretty much stinks but... hey what can i say, I have a camaro. So, u probably have not believed this for a second since you read the title and saw the first picture but I am doing this to promote the new movie that comes out next Wednesday. And this next picture should show you what it is. This is what my Camaro likes to do on the weekends...that is right, you guessed it. This post is about Transformers. So, we first saw a commercial for this movie back when Pirates 2 came out and to tell you the truth, Daniel, Bryan, and I could not stop laughing at how dumb it looked and we could NOT believe they were making a movie about transformers. I recently saw the newest trailer for it and my mind was changed in the first few seconds. This movie looks friggin' amazing!!!!!!!!!! it looks like it will be one of the greatest action films of the year. i am so excited to go see it sometime next week.

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Pennsylvania

Okay so, wow, i am really sorry i have not posted for a while. I have been really busy with youth group, and summer reading, and monkeybla. So Daniel and anyone else out there who cares... HERE IS YOUR NEW BLOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So, back in the early weeks of this past June month, the Goodmans (G-unit) and my family took some vacation time up in beautiful Pennsylvania. The prupose of this trip was to go see my great-grandparents for a little while and see all of my dear sweet mother's far from crazy relatives ( and Aunt Linda, if you have a blog, God bless you for putting up with my insane family for a week. YOU ROCK OUR SOX!!!). So we drove up to Boiling Springs, North Carolina to stay at the Goodman's residence since we did not want to make a straight drive to Pennsylvania which clocks in at about 22 hours from Orlando (with my Dad's drivin') so instead we drove 10 hours to N.C. Phew!!!! Good choice that was. We then left the next morning for Pennsylvania which took us about eh, 11-12 hours from Boiling Springs. May I say somethin real quick. God bless West Virginians but I am never driving through their state again! GOOD LORD was that the most sickening expedition I have ever been on in my life. There is not one section of straight, flat highway in West Virginia. I do not think the Cavaliers (West Virginia football-college) even play in West Virginia because their stadium would be on a hill or something. Me oh my that was a once in a life time journey...good 80's band. So anyways we were traveling through Pennsylvania and I remember it was so exciting because I saw my first AMISH PERSON!!!!!!!! Wow. God bless Amish people too but seriously, we were thinkin about throwin Bryan's I-pod at them as we drove by in our highly sophisticated and advanced Chrysler Town & County and shouting, "KNOWLEDGE YOURSELVES!!!!!!!!!!" LOL. So that was pretty cool. But we finally arrived in Dubois, Pennsylvania and stayed there for about a week. We saw my Mom's house that she grew up in, and the school she went to, and everything else... that she did as a child. God bless my mother but it was hilarious riding with her through Reynoldsville and if you are to read this mother, do not take it the wrong way because I had a wonderful time in Reynoldsville seeing everythin about your childhood. But everytime we saw something that she recognized we would slow down...no She would scream at the top of her lungs and we would STOP. And she would say," OH OH OH, this is where OH OH OH, um OH OH OH, OH what was her na- JANET SEBAWLSKI used to live!!!!!! I do not think I have ever seen my Mom so excited in her entire life. And God Bless Mrs. Sebowlski for acting like she knew my crazy mother when we stopped at this poor woman's house as she was cleaning up her yard. That takes some heart. LOL JK Mom. But yea and we saw all of my Grandmother's brothers and sisters and my Mom's sister Robin who has a really cool family and I learned how to ski while I was up there!!!!!!! YEEHAAAWWW!!!!!!!!!!!! So, we left PN on a wednesday and stopped in SOUTH CAROLINA on Thursday and drove back to Florida Friday. Anyways, I had a wonderful time on this trip and I hope we are able to do it again soon. There's your blog Daniel. And anyone else who was as eager as my crazy cousin.