VAN HALEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! neer na neer. One of the greatest bands to walk the face of the earth and definitely the greatest guitarist to walk the earth. But do not be deceived. While Van Halen's guitar solos will hurt your ear drums so bad it will make you mad at your momma, his lyrics are not the greatest and therefore you might strive to keep his Cd's away from your young. WARNING: VAN HALEN is an 80's band with bad morals and fantastic music. Those of you with ears sensitive to some mild language or lyrics that disrespect women or those of you that were blessed with parents like mine and make it their own choice to keep you away from VAN HALEN's more EXPLICIT music might take heed before purchasing or downloading VAN HALEN's cds and songs. However, those of you that could care less, go and be free. Ruin your brains. Melt your earwax. Go to PANAMA. JUMP for joy. Do whatever you were going to do later RIGHT NOW. Do not leave JAMIE CRYIN'. Have a sonic ERUPTION. Believe in your DREAMS. Ask yourself WHY CAN'T THIS BE LOVE. DANCE THE NIGHT AWAY. And RUN WITH WITH THE DEVIL!!!!!!! Be sure that you consult a psychiatrist a before listening to Eruption. BE ADVISED: Van Halen's music can cause swelling or pain in the ears. Watering of the eyes. Uncontrollable flatulance. Runny Nose. Itchy legs. Clammy hands. Sneezing. Coughing. Abdominal pain. Pride. Selfishness. Money wasting. But do not listen to me. If you want to be amazed with the sickest guitar solos ever then go buy Van Halen's Best of Both Worlds. But take heed to my warning.
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wow, thanks for the disclamer
You are welcome Danyonovich. Now go fart on smoe cheese.
Chris took me to a Van Halen concert when we were dating.....you don't have to worry about the immoral lyrics, because you can't understand a word they're saying.
That was my first and LAST van halen concert. Nowadays, the only bands we listen to are "Barney and Friends".
ya, dana wouldn't wanna go to those concerts. Nerdberlin, go recruit some better players for the Seminoles. oh, and get a coach that's not ancient!
danyonovich
well i am glad to hear that dana. Waz the music just too muffled?
Daniel, u go hire a new face. Bobby Bowden could probably still outrun you!!! He is the best coach ever.
maybe he could outrun me in his motor scooter!
yeah, i would say van halen has talent with a guitar, but not with vocals.....you can't hear what someone is singing when they are screaming into a microphone. that's not music, it's stress. =)
preach it dana
I agree i have been to one of tose concerts dana. Try going to one of the chariot's concerts (a pathetic screamo christian music band)
Daniel, Bobby Bowden could out run you with his walker.
bring it on, bobby. and even throw in Billy Donovan, too
Rob, take your blog off "only people i choose"
it is easier to log in!!
What's the matter Daniel??? Too lazy to type in your password everytime????
LAZY!!!! =)
ya, im lazy$!! i admit it. Robbie, did you hear about Billy Donovan trying to leave Orlando? What a joke. He should make up his mind and stay with it.
Hey Rob,
when you watched pirates of the carribean 3, did you stay till the very end....after all the credits? did you see the final scene, after the credits???
chris and i saw the movie last week, it was awsome, and i LOVED the final scene....and wanted to hear your opinion on that.
anyone else seen the movie yet?
no, havent seen it.
The only thing I know about Van Halen is Eddie was married to Valerie Bertenelli for many years. A few yrs. ago they divorced, if anyone out there cares. Where was I, Dana, when you went to a Van Halen concert? Probably in my semi-concious state of parenting. I have been to several concerts. However, I am sure noone out there would know the groups, bands, etc. or be impressed. I just wanted you to know once upon a time I did some cool/kool/whatever, things too. Grammy
kool grammy!
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alrite daniel chill
more more more more more more more more more more more more more more
BOBBY BOWDEN COULDNT OUTRUN a snail IN A WHEELCHAIR IF NOONE WAS PUSHING IT!!!!!!!!!!!!. you are just jealous because Daniel is more right than u want to admit. Now go pi on a tree and pop some baloons
robbie, you have the most comments of any blog that ive seen. most by me and bryan. could you atleast have a little courtesy and comment on mine 15 times or something???!?!?!
ROBBIE, HATE TO BE A PAIN, BUT.....
YOU POSTED THIS POST ON MAY 31ST!!!
IT IS NOW ALMOST JULY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HELLO? ANYONE THERE
ILL GO COMMENT ON URES 15 TIMES DANIEL!!!!!!!!!! HERE I GO!
(check ure " schools out post")
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