Mario and Luigi. The greatest video game duo ever made in the history of gaming. As you can see here Mario just made a hole in one and Luigi is giving him a congratulatory hand shake even though inside himself Luigi is clearly thinking," I'm better than you are." Now, you can go rent the video game Mario golf if you have a Nintendo system, or you can do what I did not do and get off your lazy bum and go play golf for real. Video games ruined my life and I want to save you from that. If you are also struggling with video game addiction and want help, call 1-800-helpmysoul or you can visit our website at http://www.killmenow.com(DO NOT CLICK ON THIS SEEING AS IT IS JUST A WEBSITE I MADE UP AND HAVE NO CLUE WHAT THE CONTENTS OF THE ACTUAL WEBSITE ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!). Also, you can visit our headquarters in Roswell, New Mexico. I hope you make the right choice when it comes to video games like I failed to do. Do not give in to the lies of these two brightly colored, cheerful characters you see above you. You are better than that.
2 comments:
huh, interesting....."killmenow.com" is a real website.....who knew?
Good to know there is help out there for people who......well.....need help. I'll have to pass this very helpful information along to my mother, grammy07. she definitely needs help. =) haha
yea i had no clue it was a website i totally just typed it up and it came up as a hyperlink so... I dont know but i would not open it. It could be some like goth, suicidal website. LOL
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