Van Halen

VAN HALEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! neer na neer. One of the greatest bands to walk the face of the earth and definitely the greatest guitarist to walk the earth. But do not be deceived. While Van Halen's guitar solos will hurt your ear drums so bad it will make you mad at your momma, his lyrics are not the greatest and therefore you might strive to keep his Cd's away from your young. WARNING: VAN HALEN is an 80's band with bad morals and fantastic music. Those of you with ears sensitive to some mild language or lyrics that disrespect women or those of you that were blessed with parents like mine and make it their own choice to keep you away from VAN HALEN's more EXPLICIT music might take heed before purchasing or downloading VAN HALEN's cds and songs. However, those of you that could care less, go and be free. Ruin your brains. Melt your earwax. Go to PANAMA. JUMP for joy. Do whatever you were going to do later RIGHT NOW. Do not leave JAMIE CRYIN'. Have a sonic ERUPTION. Believe in your DREAMS. Ask yourself WHY CAN'T THIS BE LOVE. DANCE THE NIGHT AWAY. And RUN WITH WITH THE DEVIL!!!!!!! Be sure that you consult a psychiatrist a before listening to Eruption. BE ADVISED: Van Halen's music can cause swelling or pain in the ears. Watering of the eyes. Uncontrollable flatulance. Runny Nose. Itchy legs. Clammy hands. Sneezing. Coughing. Abdominal pain. Pride. Selfishness. Money wasting. But do not listen to me. If you want to be amazed with the sickest guitar solos ever then go buy Van Halen's Best of Both Worlds. But take heed to my warning.

Star Wars

Star Wars!!!!!!! One of the greatest movie series of all time. Althought the acting has gone slack a few times in the movies, it is one of the best I have had the privelege of watching. George Lucas knows how to make movies. His use of fiery explosions and stunning lightsaber fights make the six movies irresistable to miss. MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU!!

Magic and the Steelers

My two favorite professional sports teams: the Pittsburgh Steelers and the Orlando Magic. While the Steelers have a Superbowl title under their belt, the Magic still struggle to get past the first round of the Eastern Conference Playoffs. But this blogger is no fairweather fan. I have and always will love the Magic. Especially since we just hired Florida's basketball coach Billy Donovan, who led the Gators to two national titles in two years. SWEEET!!!!!!!!!!

Coutnry Music

The Banjo and the violin. Two essential parts to one of my favorite types of music. Have you guessed it yet? That is right, country music. My favorite artist in country music is Toby Keith. I like country because it has almost everytype of music included in it. Fast paced, easy listening, romance, and funny songs. COUNTRY MUSIC IS AWESOME!!!!!!!

Family

Well, this is my family at Chriistmas this past year. I have two brothers: Bryan, who is in the blue and white tiedie shirt and Ben who is in the yellow shirt. My Mommy is in the middle and my Dad is on the far right. I love my family. We have our disagreeements from time to time but overall we usually get past them. I would not want to be with any other family in the world.

Groceries

I have decided that I am going to leave you with a grocery list that I am completely and...making up.

1. cheese
2. milk
3. pop-tarts
4. cake
5. chocolate cake
6. cookies
7. cheese...oh wait i already have that
8. milk
9. hot DAGS (hot dogs)
10. milk
11. real food (see left side of post)
12. milk
13. yogurt
14. steak
15. ch...
16. milk
17. pork chops
18. lamb
19. bacon
20. eggs
21. apple juice and O-range juice
22. milk
23. uhh
24. yogurt...I mean milk
25. pop-tarts
26. cake
27. fried ham
28. canned fish products
29. milk
30. balloons
31. mikl
32. ham
33. zuccinni
34. deformed sheep
35. heartless sheep
36. brainless sheep
37. non-existent sheep
38. milk
39. bagels
40. butter
41. I feel like I am forgetting something important
42. chip!!!!!!!!s
43. waffles
44. OH YEAH!!!!!!!
45. milk
46. pancake batter
47. with battered sheep
48. lamb
49. with battered deformed sheep
50. and cheez-its

Note: If this is too expensive...STEAL IT!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just Kidding. Get off your lazy bum, quit reading my blog, and go get a job so you can make some money.

RANDOMNESS

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Video Games Kill

Mario and Luigi. The greatest video game duo ever made in the history of gaming. As you can see here Mario just made a hole in one and Luigi is giving him a congratulatory hand shake even though inside himself Luigi is clearly thinking," I'm better than you are." Now, you can go rent the video game Mario golf if you have a Nintendo system, or you can do what I did not do and get off your lazy bum and go play golf for real. Video games ruined my life and I want to save you from that. If you are also struggling with video game addiction and want help, call 1-800-helpmysoul or you can visit our website at http://www.killmenow.com(DO NOT CLICK ON THIS SEEING AS IT IS JUST A WEBSITE I MADE UP AND HAVE NO CLUE WHAT THE CONTENTS OF THE ACTUAL WEBSITE ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!). Also, you can visit our headquarters in Roswell, New Mexico. I hope you make the right choice when it comes to video games like I failed to do. Do not give in to the lies of these two brightly colored, cheerful characters you see above you. You are better than that.

Guitar SKILLS

Neer neer neer na neer!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yea that is rite. I also like attempting to jam on the guitar. I am pretty bad rite now but i feel confident that during my lack of practice sessions, I am getting significantly better....i think. But not only do I love jamming on the guitar, I love listening to it. It is one of the most beautiful instruments around. Whether it be Electric riff shredding up and down the neck of the guitar, or just silently pluckin away on the acoustic. Without a doubt Van Halen is the best guitarist to ever walk this Earth. But that is my opinion. Some people think Jimmi Hendrix is. But in my opinion he was only good because he was doped up everytime he played, but that is just my opinion. I like the electric better because I think I sound a little better on it. It goes back to the famous Squidward (Spongebob Squarepants Show) quote from the episode "Band Geeks." If you play louder people might think you sound good. When I play something with more distortion and noise, I tend to sound a little better. Stick it to the man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Basketballinonovichimus prime

BALLIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is right. I am a baller. I love basketball. It is my favorite sport. I play on the varsity team for the International Community School Comets. My number was number 30. I did not start but I got some good playin time and I look forward to dominating next year. We had an amazing record this year of 7-14. The best in I.C.S. history!!!!!! Woohoo. Ballin?

Seminoles

So, my favorite college football team is the Florida State University Seminoles!!!! Although they have some minor tweaks like our previous offensive coordinator Tommy Bowden and our previous quarterback Chris Rix, the Seminoles are extremely fun to watch. Especially this year. For the second time in two seasons, the Noles have defeated their arch rival, the Miami Hurricanes (boo). They have struggled in many other areas like winning and getting into good bowl games because this year we had an extremely young team. But I am hopeful that the Noles will come through and kick some bum next year. The wonderful thing about being a Seminoles fan is that I know many people that also love the Noles like my Grandpa, and two of my best friends Audrey and Jeremy. GO NOLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AIRSOFTING

Airsofting is a sport that my brothers and I participate in just in our yard at home. If you are familiar with the sport Paintballing, it is almost the same thing as that (you are still shooting things at eachother) but airsofting is much cheaper than paintballing and you can also play it almost anywhere because it does not do alot of damage. In fact it does not do any to things like cars and houses. Now, if you shoot someone at point blank with a gun similar to the one you see in this picture here, that might hurt. My brother was actually shot with my friend's shotgun at point blank and he started bleeding. An airsotf pellet hitting you feels similar to that of a bee sting or someone pinching you really hard. My brothers Bryan and Ben both have guns like the one in this picture. I am lame and only have a simple pistol (a Desert Eagle). So, it is not very fun to be riddled with my brother's uzis while I have to cock and fire my pistol. We have friends that live down the street that also enjoy airsofting with us. My cousins Daniel and Dylan also enjoy playing but they live all the way up in N.C. so it is hard to play long distance considering that the max range of most guns is about 1 to 2 hundred feet ( and North Carolina is around five thousand miles away). Anyways , I recomend airsofting to anyone who DARES!!!!!!!!! Mwahaha

Timmy and the Sun

Alrite, so this video is called Timmy and the Sun and it is pretty much the funniest thing i have ever seen in my life!!!!!!! But you have to go up to the youtube search bar and type in Timmy and the Sun to find it and it will be the first one up.

Anberlin

Anberlin...this is my favorite band in the world. This was the cover off of their second album Never Take Friendship Personal. They are an indie rock band and I love them. I have seen them in concert twice at the Firestone club in downtown and at Cornerstone.