Camping Adventures

I know you are all shocked that I am getting a new post this quickly but this was worth blogging about. Well yesterday we went camping for a little bit. My family went for dinner and then I decided to spend the night there with some buddies. First I have to tell you this... My dear (but not bright) friend Matt Galecki was playing man hunt with all of us and he was running from Jeff. Well it was late which means it was dark and Matt, without being aware of what lay in his path, ran head on into an oak tree. I do not know how it happened but only seconds after that, Jeff ran into a palmetto bush and cut his hands open. So, as they writhed and ached in their agony, as a good friend I am entitled to laughing hysterically at my blind friends. It was only a few minutes after this that I was running from Matt and Jeff and I tripped and fell into a humongous spider web. I stood up and frantically ran around brushing the sticky string off of me meanwhile as Matt and Jeff returned the favor of laughing at me.

Next Story: There was limited sleeping space last night so go figure that the five grown boys were the ones picked to sleep in the three person tent. And God bless the Lambs for enduring a night of loud laughter, screaming, making obscene hand gestures at mosquitoes, and star wars and lord of the rings impersonations. But anyways, Jeff, Garrett, Matt, Bryan, and I all squeezed into the the three man tent. It was very comfortable until the farting began. This started a long chain of disgusting noises, laughter, anger at mosquitoes, more laughter, Bryan sleep talking, and more laughter, and alot of other things that ultimatley brought about more and more laughter. And you must understand... It is soooooo so so much easier for five girls to sleep in a three person tent with each other than it is for five guys to. When you get five guys in a three person tent, it just becomes, well, let's say, "Faggish." This is how Bryan puts it. Anyways, we crawl into the tent and start to put the zipper down. Jeff starts to put the zipper down. Jeff plays football. Jeff is strong. Jeff, breaks the zipper half way through zipping the tent up. Resulting in a half open tent all night long. Thanks Jeff. So all night long, mosquitoes keep coming into the tent and eating the crap out of us. Literally in Matt's case... lol. So, we tried to make the evening quicker by telling jokes and making impersonations of movie characters. Garrett soon got sick of this and left the tent. Four boys in the tent. Then, we brought out the glow sticks. We started lightsaber fighting with them. Jeff got annoyed and went into the Lamb's car. Three men left... By this point, Bryan had fallen asleep so Matt and I were left awake telling more jokes and passing more gas. All of a sudden, Bryan sits up, looks around, and screams, "GOOD!!! FREEKING FROGS ARE GONE!!! I HATE THEM!!!!!!!!!" This sent me on a rolling around, drooling, puking our guts up torrent of laughter. Bryan, then continued and said, "What... what???" He looked at Matt and I and said loudly, "WHAT ARE YOU GUYS LAUGHING ABOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Matt and I began laughing again. Bryan looked at us until we finally regained the self control to answer him. Long story short... He was sleep talking. About frogs?? I dont know. Anyways, Matt went to the bathroom and Bryan and I fell asleep. Quick side note: Matt did not know that Jeff was in the Lambs car. Matt comes screaming back into the tent and jumps on me waking me up and Bryan too from the loud noises. I look at him, smack him, and ask him what his problem is. He points to the car and says, "There is something in there..." I look at Bryan and he shakes his head implying it is too late to play any kind of joke on this kid so I simply tell him that Jeff is in the car. He says, "oh" and goes to bed. Bryan and I stay up a little bit later listening to the faint drizzle of rain. All of a sudden, the rain comes pouring through the tent's window in a matter of seconds and Bryan and I frantically try to zip up the tent window. It gets stuck and sheets of rain are pouring into my face as i try to zip it. The rain passes as quickly as it goes leaving me, Bryan and the tent in a wet smelly mess. Yeah, to wrap things up...it was a fun night. Yeah, so I love camping and I will definitley be going next year.

Homecoming

So wow I am truly sorry I have not posted for a while I was waiting for something big to happen and it finally happened last weekend. I got to go to my first public school dance with the most amazing girl and friend in the world, Ms. Audrey Knight. It was at her school Winter Park and we went and took pictures and had dinner at her friend Jessica's house and then we went to the dance. It was fun because we rented a limo that about ten minutes into the trip broke down in the middle of I-4. So that was nice. So some parents came and picked us up and took us to the Hard Rock Cafe which is where the dance was. And it was sooo much fun. I will be going to every dance I can get my money wrapped around until I graduate. lol. But yea it was really fun and it could not have been any more fun than going with Audrey. So...for everyone who has been waiting for a post...there you go.

COLLEGE FOOTBALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It is that time of year again. The time where I wake up in the morning and smell that awesome smell of bacon and eggs floating through the kitchen. That time of year when you hear the screams of tens of thousands people supporting their school. That time when you make a complete and total fool of yourself by screaming loudly, painting your body your school's colors, popping a beer with your frat buddies, and always sitting on the edge of your seat when you have a quarterback like Drew Weatherford throwing a bomb into tripple coverage 60 yards down field.
Oh yes. It is. It is college football season. The time of year that lasts only four months but you wished it lasted for twelve. People come from all over the country to watch games like FSU vs MIAMI or the GAYTORS vs the VOLUNTEERS. And of course those are just the Florida rivalries but their are many more spread across the country. And today, is gameday. The tragedy stricken Virginia Tech looking for hope in their football team taking on East Carolina University. And it only gets better all day when the Gators play, the Trojans play, the Wolfpack, and so many more. But the best and yes i am a slight biased. The best game this weekend will happen Monday night, September 3rd at 8 o'clock. The Florida State Seminoles will take on Clemson. I love College football.

The Girl on the Left

Once upon a time...there was a girl who never posted. Her name is Audrey Knight. She got a blog because her dear friend Robbie did not have a myspace. She made a couple fairly decent posts about her great nana and made several blogging friends. Okay she made three (Bryan, Daniel, and Dana). She had fun with it for about a week and three days and then dear sweet Robbie had to go get a stupid myspace...and all Hell breaks loose. Audrey makes another fun post about her Bible study and then she disappears. And she leaves her blogging friends in the dust for her facebook and myspace pals. Then a few MONTHS!! Months may I repeat myself, later she posts about scalloping in the gulf of Mexico and then silence again...and we have not heard from the poor woman yet. Did she die? Did she get sick of her blogging friends? Did she just think blogging was gay and move on? What has happened? We may never know. But all I can say is that you bloggers need to keep Ms. Knight accountable and keep overloading her blog with new post signs. Please do this for Audrey's sake as she may have something wrong with her. Sheesh.

WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO?!?!?!?!?!

and Audrey dear, when you see this, post about M-fuge or something please. Love YOU All!!!!!

And this post was in pink because it was about Audrey in case you were wondering.

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September 7th and 8th...

One of the greatest Christian music gatherings next to Cornerstone...

A compilation of worship and rock...Bands from all over the USofA...

People of all shapes and sizes...

Christians gathering together for Christian fellowship and fun...

And it is at one of the most non christian theme parks around...

Rock The Universe...

Rock the Universe is an amazing Christian festival that invites everyone to two nights of fun and music at Universal Studios Florida. The same theme park that is home to the satanic Halloween Horror Nights Every year. This year my youth group is going the 8th on the Saturday night when tobymac, Jeremy Camp, and Relient K will be there. Plus many more. Not to mention...along with getting to enjoy the live experiences of these bands you also get to enjoy the Universal experience. Featuring rides like JAWS, the Mummy, ET, and Men in Black. So...if you are interested in this type of event please join us the first weekend of september. But if you go there is one thing you must remember...

ROCK THE UNIVERSE FOR JESUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

if your imagination could do this you would be a weird man...

So Bryan asked me to post about me imagining him in a skirt with make up on....do not no why but i am kind of worried about my brother's sexual orientation. But anyways here it goes...

Bryan if you ever wear makeup and dress up in a skirt I will slap you so hard the only time you won't be feeling it is when you are dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MFUGER

At the end of July I went with my youth group to the most amazing summer church camp ever invented. MFUGE. At this camp, you do all of the stuff you would normally do at a regular church camp (worship, weird activities, amazing speaker) but you also go into the most poverty stricken parts of the city you are in and do missions work. This year we went to Charleston and it was the most fantastic year I have had yet and we have gone for the past three years. We arrived in Charleston Monday afternoon and got to our dorms (we stayed at Charleston Southern) and then went to find out what track group we were in. Tracks are the group you are in to go to your ministry site. There are 5 tracks: Childrens, Games and Rec, Creative, Social, and PCY (painting, construction, and yard work). I was in the games and rec track. I will divide this blog into two sections. Track Site and My Own Life.

TRACK SITE

For my track site we went to an apartment complex and played with a bunch of little and older kids all day. It was amazing. We played basketball, hoola-hooped, and told a bible story. On Thursday God really put it on my heart to witness to one of the boys there. So, I approached him on friday and started talking with him about church and stuff like that and when I began takling about religion, he lost interest and kind of maneuvered away from me. So I was kind of upset about not being able to share Christ with him but before we left that day, the Holy Spirit comforted me and told me that I had planted a seed and what I did was all God wanted me to do for that boy so...I am at peace about that now but man am I on fire to share Jesus with others now!!!!!!!!! I will talk about this more in my next section...

MY OWN LIFE

This past schoolyear I have been struggling with alot of different things: listening to bad music, watching bad tv, not using appropriate language, and all of these things just started to get worse over time. So I was kind of looking to M-Fuge as a crutch to get back on my feet and get right with God. It worked. At M-Fuge, we had an amazing speaker and he gave amazing messages. I cried almost every night that we were there. God did so much repair in my life I did not really know how to handle it. But now I do. After we left camp within a period of three days, Satan had already tempted me three times and tried to get me to lose what I got at camp. i resisted the temptations but I got nervous. Nervous for what was to come this schoolyear. Nervous that I would fall again. But I spoke the Sunday after we got back about not letting Satan take our wings away (Isaiah 40:31) and God really showed me that I do not need to be scared. I need to rejoice in the fact that Satan is so consumed with getting me to fail that he has already tempted me alot since we have been back. But I have realized, he is doing that because he knows that God has something good planned for my llife this year and I am not going to miss it. I now see these temptations as my oppurtunities to shove Satan's life project back into his face. I now say to him,"Bring it on you ugly buttfaced liar!!! For Jesus Christ is on my side and I can do ALL things through HIM and you will not touch me with your puny temptations!!!!!!!" Can I get an AMEN??? ROFL. But seriously, camp showed me sooo much about where God wants me to go and I do not want to miss it so anytime you get the chance and anytime you think about me I beg of you that you would pray for me. Because even though I have my mind set on not sinning, it is still goin to be hard. And I also ask that you pray for Audrey too because she goes to a public school and she made the same committments I did for the most part and she is goin to have it even harder at her school. So I will have her post on this too. But be praying for both of us this upcoming year. We are eachother's accountability partners but we still need others praying for us soo... But yea my camp experience was amazing and I cannot wait to see what God has in store for my life. I love you all!!!!!!!

Bourne Scores BIG!!!!!!!!!!!

BOURNE SERIES CAPITALIZES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! With the final installment of the Bourne series being released in theaters this friday, The Bourne Identity and Supremecy are finally completed with the Bourne Ultimatum. I went and saw the movie with some pals tonight and I do not care about Pirates, Spiderman, Transformers, or any other movie that I have viewed this summer, this movie was the best. By far may I add. An already amazing series of suspense and action, the Ultimatum unloads with nonstop action, constant suspense, and unidentifiable, supreme, and ultimate acting. The Bourne Ultimatum keeps the original storyline of Jason Bourne trying to find his original identity and being chased by almost every law enforcement and special ops group every country can offer and still avoids being caught. Bourne is chased through Moscow, Morrocco, Spain, and finally the final showdown with the most amazing ending comes on Bourne's homeground in New York City. i am a huge fan of the Bourne series and it was in my top three for movies in a series. The final installment of the Bourne trilogy throws this threesome straight to the top of my list. And whoever is reading this blog...get some rest.

YOU LOOK TIRED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Transformers

A number of excellent made movies have entered the theater this summer and the blockbusters will capitalize with the much anticipated final addition to the Bourne trilogy: the Bourne Ultimatum. But a number of these films have been record breakers in the box office this summer with the Spiderman 3 and Pirates 3 both entering the theaters earlier this season (please excuse my attempt to be a nerd and mock movie critics). The huge hit that came out this past Wednesday (the 4th), was the movie Transformers. Produced by Michael Bay, the film has a stunning cast including Shia LaBeouf (Disturbia) and Megan Fox (only God knows what she was in). The plot is two advanced species of robots are fighting against eachother on earth to find the All-spark. This puts the humans at risk, so naturally, the good robots must fight not only to protect the humans but also to destroy their evil robot brethren. This plot develops an amazingly action packed film with awesome robot fightin sequences, huge explosions, and army squadrons taking on advanced robot races. I went to see the movie Monday night and I thought it was one of the best I have seen this summer. Not quite as good as Pirates 3 but I thought it beat out Spiderman by a little bit. The male race of this world will definitley appreciate this movie considering all of the awesome cars and huge explosions. Girls, you will enjoy the "love story" and the humor in the movie considering that the movie is also hilarious. ENJOY...

If I were a Superhero...

If I were a superhero I would be Superman. He is by far the coolest superhero of them all. He also has the coolest superpowers: flying faster than sound, super hearing, super strength, and x-ray vision. It would be so much fun to fly first of all. I just believe that would be one of the coolest feelings in the world. Also, it would be great to have super strength to pick up or break through anything I want. Super hearing would be awesome so that you could hear what those girls were saying about you all of those times when they said it had nothing to do with you...WHATEVER!!!!! And do not think I would enjoy x-ray vision just for the sick and perverted reason most of you other bloggers are thinking. It would be essential to a superhero to find people in danger or the cause of an avalanche or something like that. But Superman is the coolest superhero ever and I would have so much fun if I were opened to have his powers. I think everyone needs to do an If I were a superhero... blog. With great power comes great responsibility.

Disney

Yesterday, I went to Disney with a few of my friends. We went to the Magic Kingdom and had a magical time. A few months ago my friend Audrey sang with her chorus group at Epcot and so she got all of these tickets to Disney. So she invited me and another one of her friends and then I invited two of my pals. We had a blast. We rode every ride there for the most part except for like Pooh Bear and Snow White and a few others, but we hit up the greatest rides Disney has produced. I.E.-SPACE MOUNTAIN. An inside rollercoaster that takes you through space in a six-seater rocket ship. That is probably the funnest one there. Except we rode it twice and the second time I rode in the back which is the jerkiest part of any roller coaster and the lap bar hit me where the sin does not shine. It was a less enjoyable part of my day. But we rode Splash Mountain, a water ride that plummets you 50 feet into the Brer Rabbit thorny patch, and Thunder Mountain, an old western train ride wooden, roller coaster. So that was alot of fun. As we were leaving the park we walked out to the parking lot and could not find my car and I started to freak out and I was so mad by the time we found it, when we went to drop the girls off at their car we got lost because I was not paying any attention whatsoever to the road signs. But we had a blast and I cannot wait to go again. I LOVE DISNEY WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And remember for all of you too cool to go to Disney because it is a "kid's" park, you are wrong....Disney is for any size and age!!!!!!!!!!

Snakes

Okay, so every one else has done a post on snakes except for Audrey and I and Audrey has probably not read everyone's blogs enough to know what we are talkin about but I have two snake stories for those of you that care. *sidenote-Robbie Alderman hates snakes, hopes they go to Hell, and is horrifically afraid of them.

Okay so a few months ago, I was mowing my yard and I saw a snake. He was just kind of sitting there in my yard so I decided I was going to run him over with my lawnmower. I slowly detoured away from my my yard mowing and began to go for the snake...slowly. I got about ten feet away from him and he started to charge me...now I do not know what you would have done in a situation like thisbut I screamed but quickly recovered and charged at him also. Now who is goin to win a game of chicken with a lawnmower? Apparently snakes do. Because this thing darted under my lawnmower and came out the other side right next to my foot. This time, instead of screaming and continuing my pursuit of the snake, I screamed and jumped in the air turned the lawnmower off and ran like heck. I then realized, wait, this snake is going to go and make more babies to torment me as I try to mow my yard peacefully. So I turned around, mustered up all of my manliness and courage, and went back to my lawnmower. I turned it on and looked for the snake again and found him. I was not going to miss this time. I charged him and ran him over and four segments of snake shot out from under my lawnmower and around my yard. That's attractive. That was last summer. This summer, today, i was helpin my Grandpa find something under his washing machine and dryer. Now I thought it was like a wrench or something peaceful, and calm, and...dead...er.Oh no. I asked him,"So what is is we are looking for Grandad?" He had to say it. Oh well we are looking for a dead snake. great. This was as I was lifting the washing machine which weighs only God knows how much and I almost dropped the dang thing on my toes. But i restrained myself. I moved on waiting in anx for the slithering demon to shoot out from under the washing machine, wind itself up my leg, and constrict me to death...but it never came out. it apparently had moved on out into my grandparents yard and I never saw it (thank you Jesus). So those are my snake stories. phew

My Job

So, if you still have not figured out where I work by now from seeing this post, I think you should be voted as the stupidest person in the world but that is just my opinion. I recently got a job at the ice cream store Carvel. Known for their famous "crunchies" and Ice Cream cakes, Carvel is a wonderful place for the family to go because of it's clean and safe environment. I am pretty new at Carvel, I think it has been two or three weeks now, in fact it has definitley been two, but I am starting to learn the techniques and procedures to being the ice cream man (look up Van Halen song). So yeah. I really like the job and it is alot of fun to work there. If you are interested you can come give me a visit at the Carvel in Apopka. Daniel, I am sorry it is such a long drive for you babe but, GET OVER IT!!!!!!! As the Eagles would say.

Death of a Salesman

Okay so Daniel was not a salesman but that was a really good play. Never saw it but the Jimmy Neutron spoof birth of a salesman was pretty incredible sooo... This blog is to commemorate the life of Daniel Robert Goodman. All of the ladies at Daniel's school who have been dyin to know your extremely hot friend's middle name, there you go. make checks payable to the get Robbie Alderman a car fund. So yea... this post is to rejoice in Daniel's wonderful life and be glad that he went to Heaven. So, I am goin to say a few things about Daniel. First of all, you should be very thankful that I am blogging on yo undead self. Secondly, Daniel was a great man of many talents. I will pause from my preceding comments to name a few...oh wait...there aren't any. LOL. JK. Daniel was good at sports (tennis, basketball, and football, water polo, cricket, sewing, etc.). Daniel was beastly at picking up chicks (taught my yours truly). He led an excellent lifestlye, always happy, extremely funny (long live horse and llama noises). Daniel was an all around fun guy. He...he...oh man i cant go on. I am too broken up. Bryan pick it up for me pal.

"No!" Bryan screams politely from the playstation room.

Oh well, I am not a baby. I can handle one of my favorite people's deaths. SNIFF SNIFF.

Well Daniel, I will now give you the three greatest things you could ever wish for in life: your college diploma, a marriage to whosoever you please (besides Jessica Beil), and your eulogy.

Your diploma: You have completed college, here is this document that shows you did okay and you can go get certain jobs. Use it well for tommorrow you may die.

Your marriage: Daniel Goodman, do you take ___________ (insert that special someone there) to be your lawfully wedded wife through good and bad times? ____(insert I do or do not). GREAT (or get a life if you say I dont)!!!!!!! _________(insert that special some one here), do you take Daniel Goodman to be your lawfully wedded husband through good and bad times? ____(whatever she says). Fantastic!!!!!!! You have now been wedded in Holy matrimony and for the first time i give you Mr. Daniel and ________(insert special someone here) Goodman!!!!!!!!! You may kiss the bride. Now go be married and have babies quickly for tommorro you may die.

Your eulogy: We gather here today in remembrance of a wonderful man, Daniel Robert Goodman. He taught us things and stuff but most of all, love. We remember Daniel here today as a friend, cousin, grandson, father, husband, son, nephew, neice (for those of you who saw the happier side of Daniel), and any other titles I am forgetting. Let his parting from us remind you that no one is guaranteed tommorrow, so eat drink and be merry, for tomorro you may die.

Daniel, it is a great annoyance to have someone breathin down your neck to get a post something new on your blog. I know. It has happened to me recently. So, believe me when I say...

GET A NEW POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

umm I got a new CAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Check out my new ride. Oh man I love bein' 16. So, my dad switched his job and this is his the car he got me with his new salary. I am so excited I am so scared to drive it though. Because when I got in it it made like this weird noise before I had even started the engine. It is the new 2007 Chevrolet Camaro. It is so nice. My insurance bill has like doubled now though so that pretty much stinks but... hey what can i say, I have a camaro. So, u probably have not believed this for a second since you read the title and saw the first picture but I am doing this to promote the new movie that comes out next Wednesday. And this next picture should show you what it is. This is what my Camaro likes to do on the weekends...that is right, you guessed it. This post is about Transformers. So, we first saw a commercial for this movie back when Pirates 2 came out and to tell you the truth, Daniel, Bryan, and I could not stop laughing at how dumb it looked and we could NOT believe they were making a movie about transformers. I recently saw the newest trailer for it and my mind was changed in the first few seconds. This movie looks friggin' amazing!!!!!!!!!! it looks like it will be one of the greatest action films of the year. i am so excited to go see it sometime next week.

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Pennsylvania

Okay so, wow, i am really sorry i have not posted for a while. I have been really busy with youth group, and summer reading, and monkeybla. So Daniel and anyone else out there who cares... HERE IS YOUR NEW BLOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So, back in the early weeks of this past June month, the Goodmans (G-unit) and my family took some vacation time up in beautiful Pennsylvania. The prupose of this trip was to go see my great-grandparents for a little while and see all of my dear sweet mother's far from crazy relatives ( and Aunt Linda, if you have a blog, God bless you for putting up with my insane family for a week. YOU ROCK OUR SOX!!!). So we drove up to Boiling Springs, North Carolina to stay at the Goodman's residence since we did not want to make a straight drive to Pennsylvania which clocks in at about 22 hours from Orlando (with my Dad's drivin') so instead we drove 10 hours to N.C. Phew!!!! Good choice that was. We then left the next morning for Pennsylvania which took us about eh, 11-12 hours from Boiling Springs. May I say somethin real quick. God bless West Virginians but I am never driving through their state again! GOOD LORD was that the most sickening expedition I have ever been on in my life. There is not one section of straight, flat highway in West Virginia. I do not think the Cavaliers (West Virginia football-college) even play in West Virginia because their stadium would be on a hill or something. Me oh my that was a once in a life time journey...good 80's band. So anyways we were traveling through Pennsylvania and I remember it was so exciting because I saw my first AMISH PERSON!!!!!!!! Wow. God bless Amish people too but seriously, we were thinkin about throwin Bryan's I-pod at them as we drove by in our highly sophisticated and advanced Chrysler Town & County and shouting, "KNOWLEDGE YOURSELVES!!!!!!!!!!" LOL. So that was pretty cool. But we finally arrived in Dubois, Pennsylvania and stayed there for about a week. We saw my Mom's house that she grew up in, and the school she went to, and everything else... that she did as a child. God bless my mother but it was hilarious riding with her through Reynoldsville and if you are to read this mother, do not take it the wrong way because I had a wonderful time in Reynoldsville seeing everythin about your childhood. But everytime we saw something that she recognized we would slow down...no She would scream at the top of her lungs and we would STOP. And she would say," OH OH OH, this is where OH OH OH, um OH OH OH, OH what was her na- JANET SEBAWLSKI used to live!!!!!! I do not think I have ever seen my Mom so excited in her entire life. And God Bless Mrs. Sebowlski for acting like she knew my crazy mother when we stopped at this poor woman's house as she was cleaning up her yard. That takes some heart. LOL JK Mom. But yea and we saw all of my Grandmother's brothers and sisters and my Mom's sister Robin who has a really cool family and I learned how to ski while I was up there!!!!!!! YEEHAAAWWW!!!!!!!!!!!! So, we left PN on a wednesday and stopped in SOUTH CAROLINA on Thursday and drove back to Florida Friday. Anyways, I had a wonderful time on this trip and I hope we are able to do it again soon. There's your blog Daniel. And anyone else who was as eager as my crazy cousin.

Van Halen

VAN HALEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! neer na neer. One of the greatest bands to walk the face of the earth and definitely the greatest guitarist to walk the earth. But do not be deceived. While Van Halen's guitar solos will hurt your ear drums so bad it will make you mad at your momma, his lyrics are not the greatest and therefore you might strive to keep his Cd's away from your young. WARNING: VAN HALEN is an 80's band with bad morals and fantastic music. Those of you with ears sensitive to some mild language or lyrics that disrespect women or those of you that were blessed with parents like mine and make it their own choice to keep you away from VAN HALEN's more EXPLICIT music might take heed before purchasing or downloading VAN HALEN's cds and songs. However, those of you that could care less, go and be free. Ruin your brains. Melt your earwax. Go to PANAMA. JUMP for joy. Do whatever you were going to do later RIGHT NOW. Do not leave JAMIE CRYIN'. Have a sonic ERUPTION. Believe in your DREAMS. Ask yourself WHY CAN'T THIS BE LOVE. DANCE THE NIGHT AWAY. And RUN WITH WITH THE DEVIL!!!!!!! Be sure that you consult a psychiatrist a before listening to Eruption. BE ADVISED: Van Halen's music can cause swelling or pain in the ears. Watering of the eyes. Uncontrollable flatulance. Runny Nose. Itchy legs. Clammy hands. Sneezing. Coughing. Abdominal pain. Pride. Selfishness. Money wasting. But do not listen to me. If you want to be amazed with the sickest guitar solos ever then go buy Van Halen's Best of Both Worlds. But take heed to my warning.

Star Wars

Star Wars!!!!!!! One of the greatest movie series of all time. Althought the acting has gone slack a few times in the movies, it is one of the best I have had the privelege of watching. George Lucas knows how to make movies. His use of fiery explosions and stunning lightsaber fights make the six movies irresistable to miss. MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU!!

Magic and the Steelers

My two favorite professional sports teams: the Pittsburgh Steelers and the Orlando Magic. While the Steelers have a Superbowl title under their belt, the Magic still struggle to get past the first round of the Eastern Conference Playoffs. But this blogger is no fairweather fan. I have and always will love the Magic. Especially since we just hired Florida's basketball coach Billy Donovan, who led the Gators to two national titles in two years. SWEEET!!!!!!!!!!

Coutnry Music

The Banjo and the violin. Two essential parts to one of my favorite types of music. Have you guessed it yet? That is right, country music. My favorite artist in country music is Toby Keith. I like country because it has almost everytype of music included in it. Fast paced, easy listening, romance, and funny songs. COUNTRY MUSIC IS AWESOME!!!!!!!

Family

Well, this is my family at Chriistmas this past year. I have two brothers: Bryan, who is in the blue and white tiedie shirt and Ben who is in the yellow shirt. My Mommy is in the middle and my Dad is on the far right. I love my family. We have our disagreeements from time to time but overall we usually get past them. I would not want to be with any other family in the world.

Groceries

I have decided that I am going to leave you with a grocery list that I am completely and...making up.

1. cheese
2. milk
3. pop-tarts
4. cake
5. chocolate cake
6. cookies
7. cheese...oh wait i already have that
8. milk
9. hot DAGS (hot dogs)
10. milk
11. real food (see left side of post)
12. milk
13. yogurt
14. steak
15. ch...
16. milk
17. pork chops
18. lamb
19. bacon
20. eggs
21. apple juice and O-range juice
22. milk
23. uhh
24. yogurt...I mean milk
25. pop-tarts
26. cake
27. fried ham
28. canned fish products
29. milk
30. balloons
31. mikl
32. ham
33. zuccinni
34. deformed sheep
35. heartless sheep
36. brainless sheep
37. non-existent sheep
38. milk
39. bagels
40. butter
41. I feel like I am forgetting something important
42. chip!!!!!!!!s
43. waffles
44. OH YEAH!!!!!!!
45. milk
46. pancake batter
47. with battered sheep
48. lamb
49. with battered deformed sheep
50. and cheez-its

Note: If this is too expensive...STEAL IT!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just Kidding. Get off your lazy bum, quit reading my blog, and go get a job so you can make some money.

RANDOMNESS

So bla

Video Games Kill

Mario and Luigi. The greatest video game duo ever made in the history of gaming. As you can see here Mario just made a hole in one and Luigi is giving him a congratulatory hand shake even though inside himself Luigi is clearly thinking," I'm better than you are." Now, you can go rent the video game Mario golf if you have a Nintendo system, or you can do what I did not do and get off your lazy bum and go play golf for real. Video games ruined my life and I want to save you from that. If you are also struggling with video game addiction and want help, call 1-800-helpmysoul or you can visit our website at http://www.killmenow.com(DO NOT CLICK ON THIS SEEING AS IT IS JUST A WEBSITE I MADE UP AND HAVE NO CLUE WHAT THE CONTENTS OF THE ACTUAL WEBSITE ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!). Also, you can visit our headquarters in Roswell, New Mexico. I hope you make the right choice when it comes to video games like I failed to do. Do not give in to the lies of these two brightly colored, cheerful characters you see above you. You are better than that.

Guitar SKILLS

Neer neer neer na neer!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yea that is rite. I also like attempting to jam on the guitar. I am pretty bad rite now but i feel confident that during my lack of practice sessions, I am getting significantly better....i think. But not only do I love jamming on the guitar, I love listening to it. It is one of the most beautiful instruments around. Whether it be Electric riff shredding up and down the neck of the guitar, or just silently pluckin away on the acoustic. Without a doubt Van Halen is the best guitarist to ever walk this Earth. But that is my opinion. Some people think Jimmi Hendrix is. But in my opinion he was only good because he was doped up everytime he played, but that is just my opinion. I like the electric better because I think I sound a little better on it. It goes back to the famous Squidward (Spongebob Squarepants Show) quote from the episode "Band Geeks." If you play louder people might think you sound good. When I play something with more distortion and noise, I tend to sound a little better. Stick it to the man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Basketballinonovichimus prime

BALLIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is right. I am a baller. I love basketball. It is my favorite sport. I play on the varsity team for the International Community School Comets. My number was number 30. I did not start but I got some good playin time and I look forward to dominating next year. We had an amazing record this year of 7-14. The best in I.C.S. history!!!!!! Woohoo. Ballin?

Seminoles

So, my favorite college football team is the Florida State University Seminoles!!!! Although they have some minor tweaks like our previous offensive coordinator Tommy Bowden and our previous quarterback Chris Rix, the Seminoles are extremely fun to watch. Especially this year. For the second time in two seasons, the Noles have defeated their arch rival, the Miami Hurricanes (boo). They have struggled in many other areas like winning and getting into good bowl games because this year we had an extremely young team. But I am hopeful that the Noles will come through and kick some bum next year. The wonderful thing about being a Seminoles fan is that I know many people that also love the Noles like my Grandpa, and two of my best friends Audrey and Jeremy. GO NOLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AIRSOFTING

Airsofting is a sport that my brothers and I participate in just in our yard at home. If you are familiar with the sport Paintballing, it is almost the same thing as that (you are still shooting things at eachother) but airsofting is much cheaper than paintballing and you can also play it almost anywhere because it does not do alot of damage. In fact it does not do any to things like cars and houses. Now, if you shoot someone at point blank with a gun similar to the one you see in this picture here, that might hurt. My brother was actually shot with my friend's shotgun at point blank and he started bleeding. An airsotf pellet hitting you feels similar to that of a bee sting or someone pinching you really hard. My brothers Bryan and Ben both have guns like the one in this picture. I am lame and only have a simple pistol (a Desert Eagle). So, it is not very fun to be riddled with my brother's uzis while I have to cock and fire my pistol. We have friends that live down the street that also enjoy airsofting with us. My cousins Daniel and Dylan also enjoy playing but they live all the way up in N.C. so it is hard to play long distance considering that the max range of most guns is about 1 to 2 hundred feet ( and North Carolina is around five thousand miles away). Anyways , I recomend airsofting to anyone who DARES!!!!!!!!! Mwahaha

Timmy and the Sun

Alrite, so this video is called Timmy and the Sun and it is pretty much the funniest thing i have ever seen in my life!!!!!!! But you have to go up to the youtube search bar and type in Timmy and the Sun to find it and it will be the first one up.

Anberlin

Anberlin...this is my favorite band in the world. This was the cover off of their second album Never Take Friendship Personal. They are an indie rock band and I love them. I have seen them in concert twice at the Firestone club in downtown and at Cornerstone.